Kramer is Batman
Kramar: Why did you go down to the club and heckle her?
Jerry: Because she went down to the club to heckle me. I wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Kramer: OH YEAH! You gave her a taste of medicine, alright.
Jerry: Well I didn’t want her to have an accident.
George: What accident?
Kramar: Well after he heckled Tobby she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
George: That’s unbelievable!
Kramer: Yeah. And after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So I put it in a cracker jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital.
George: You ran?
Kramer: No. I jumped on the bus. I told the bus driver, “I got a toe in here, step on it!”
George: Holy cow!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. Then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well I knew that any delay will cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and started walking towards him. He said to me, “Where do you think you’re going Cracker Jack!?!” So I said to him, “Well I got a little prize for you buddy – Wamb Bamb…” Knocked him out cold!
George: How could you do that?
Kramer: Yeah, well everybody is screaming because the bus driver, he’s passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control. So I grab him by the collar, get him out of the seat and I get behind the wheel, and now I’m driving the bus.
George: You’re batman!
Kramer: Yeah, I am batman. Then the mugger he comes to. He starts choking me. So I’m fighting him off with one hand and driving the bus with the other. So then I managed to open up the door. I kicked him out the door, you know, with my foot, you know at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!?
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.
George: Well what about the toe?What happened to the toe?
Kramer: Well, I’m happy to say that the little guy is back in place, at the end of the line.
George: You did all this for a pinky toe?
Kramer: It’s a valuable appendage.